Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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