so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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