i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize
