I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
