real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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