those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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