Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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