once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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