You just made me feel so damn special
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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