it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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