you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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