please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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