everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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