"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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