There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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