Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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