I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Enjoy the penises
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Randomize
