allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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