It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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