so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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