Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize