I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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