Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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