yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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