but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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