he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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