I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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