would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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