Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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