i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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