dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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