when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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