Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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