I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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