Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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