just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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