I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
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