she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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