I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
