Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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