Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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