I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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