let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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