i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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