How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Randomize
