I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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