Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Randomize
