You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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