what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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