The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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