should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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