Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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